What to Wear to Winco

What to Wear to Winco

Oasis vintage top, £40
Cape coat, £245
InWear mini shorts, £60
T KEES flip flop shoes, $55
Linda Macdonald silver jewelry, £55
Mango cat eye sunglasses, £35

Flip flops or bedroom slippers are a must.

Shorts or tight pants are a must (the shorter and tighter the better, respectively)

Your goal is to juxtapose your ratty indoor private look with your more chic grocery shopping look.

I don’t do tight pants or short shorts but I would do curlers in my hair, flip flops and shorts (in all weather), and the cape adds just the right soupcon of elegance to “balance out” the casual look of curlers and flip flops. (I opted out of slippers because I don’t wear them ever)

2 comments

  1. Karmyn R says:

    HA! That is actually upscaled from Walmart clothing (athough I do not ever shop there).

    In Corvallis – it all depends on the time you shop at Winco. B/n 8-10am it is all senior citizens who usually dress up a little better. 10-2 it is all mom’s with screaming kids (me included generally – and yes, there are usually pajamas worn and that includes the moms. After 2pm it is a madhouse. And forget Sunday afternoon – all the college kids are out shopping for hang-over groceries.

  2. angelina says:

    This is what I would wear to winco if I wasn’t so fat and could dress up. This isn’t what other people wear to winco – the uniform of choice is shorts so short they expose both your belly button and half your ass or pants so tight that all your innards are squished up above your waistband in an aggressive muffin top OR flannel pyjama bottoms. For tops it’s usually either a ratty hoodie or a beat up t-shirt that exposes at least part of your torso. Shoes are either flip flops or bedroom slippers. Hair is curlers or some scatty unkempt do. But always carry a fashionable little purse.

    So I decided to upscale the Winco style while trying to remain true to its characteristic juxtoposition between bedroom gear and fancy.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.