Did you know that when you get really fat your earlobes get fat too? Totally true. Absolutely distressing.
On today’s agenda:
Get a couple of batches of soda made
Feed the lemon tree and add compost to it
Clean up the kitchen
Go to Toad in the Hole with friends for a last pub visit for a few months
Work on my list of 90 reasons not to drink for 90 days
That’s it for today. Anything more would be blatant over-achieving. I don’t want to make you all feel lazy or anything. Oh shit. Laundry. I have to do laundry right now. Hell. I hate laundry.
Hope you all have a great Saturday!