A Very Exciting To-Do List

backyard selfie

Did you know that when you get really fat your earlobes get fat too?  Totally true.  Absolutely distressing.

On today’s agenda:

Get dressed

Get a couple of batches of soda made

Feed the lemon tree and add compost to it

Clean up the kitchen

Go to Toad in the Hole with friends for a last pub visit for a few months

Work on my list of 90 reasons not to drink for 90 days

That’s it for today. Anything more would be blatant over-achieving.  I don’t want to make you all feel lazy or anything.  Oh shit.  Laundry.  I have to do laundry right now.  Hell.  I hate laundry.

Hope you all have a great Saturday!

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